I graduated from Yale Universityin 1968. I was a
cheerleader, and a member of the very secret Skull & Bones
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976
for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid
a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My
Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL.
I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my
drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able
to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
Past work experience:
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart
deal that took land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded
Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975.
bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The
went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the
industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected Governor
Accomplishments as Governor of Texas:
I changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made
Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Houston replaced Los
Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of
billions in borrowed money.
Republican Party officials used private "Enron" jets
and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme
Court during my election decision.
With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my
father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President
even though I lost the popular vote by over 500,000 votes.
Accomplishments as President:
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over
one billion dollars per week.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed
in any 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history
of the U.S. stock market.
I am the first president in U.S. history to enter office with
a criminal record.
I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any
one year period.
After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over
the worst security failure in U.S.history.
I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker
Buster," a WMD.
In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their
jobs and that trend continues every month.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month
I appointed more convicted criminals to this administration
than any other president in U.S. history.
I set the record for least amount of press conferences than
any president since the advent of television.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and
refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support
a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families
-- in war time.
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people)
shattering the record for protest against any person in the history
I've broken more international treaties than any president in
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire,"
Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
I am the first president in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign
nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority
of U.S. citizens, and the world community.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy
in the history of the United States government .
I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war
(detainees) and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving
the most corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best
friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy
fraud in U.S. history.
I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating
the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one
of the biggest corporate ripoffs in history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade
Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most
hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be
awarded government contracts.
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin
Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice ... "dead or alive."
Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused
to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any
in US history.
First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
simultaneously go bankrupt.
Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any
market in any country in the history of the world.
First president in US history to order a US attack and military
occupation of a sovereign nation.
Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
more than any president in US history.
First president in US history to have the United Nations remove
the US from the human rights commission.
First president in US history to have the United Nations remove
the US from the elections monitoring board.
Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in
Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
First president in US history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign
Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president
in US history.
First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign
nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
First president to run and hide when the US came under attack
(and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).
First US president to establish a secret shadow government.
Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less
than a year made the US the most resented country in the world
(possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
With a policy of "dis-engagement" created the most hostile
Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people
of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world
peace and stability.
First US president in history to have the people of South Korea
feel more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor,
Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who
violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations
bidding for government contracts.
Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders
of our country at the United States Capitol building. I have no
leads and zero suspects.
Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any
other president in US history.
In a little over two years created the most divided country in
decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since
the civil war.
Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in
less than two years turned every single economic category heading
Records and References:
All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my
father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and
my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,
attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy
and unavailable for public review.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading
or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on
the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James
Baker. (They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group
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